i have zero patience for these things:
- slow internet
- 14 year olds who think theyre edgy bc they smoke weed on weekends
- screaming babies
AW SHIT SON
if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car
the universe did not converge in the series of improbable events that ended in your existence on this flying rock in the middle of space so that you could discredit the identity of teenage bisexual girls
This statement would be perfect if it didn’t discredit the identity of every other being on this flying rock.
this just in: i can in fact encourage people to support bi teenage girls, who experience some of the lowest levels of social support from their friends and family and some of the highest prevalence rates of mood and anxiety disorders and suicidality without discrediting everyone else’s identity, similar to how i can say ‘save the whales’ and not mean ‘and let everything else die.’
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
when the PE teacher makes you run
#okay#so in one little exchange#edmund shuts down miraz’s attempt to patronize him#corrects his knowledge#states that he is king and thus miraz’s equal#makes a witty joke about his title of the Just that sails right over miraz’s head#humbly affirms peter’s higher authority#and finishes off by making miraz look like an idiot#in under a minute he reverses and takes control of the entire discussion#as easily and casually as if he’s having a chat with reepicheep#lewis says that he was the diplomat-king#and my headcanon is that he was head of narnian espionage as well#because look at this boy#how he dances with words#how he masters men three times his age#and tell me he wouldn’t be absolutely LETHAL
The best part is, the actors have confirmed that the script for Prince Caspian was written with the actors’ personalities and speech patterns in mind. In the Cast Commentary, they actually mention how this specific bit of dialogue is exactly something the actor, Skandar Keynes, would say.
A moment of silence to appreciate the silver tongue of Skandar Keynes.
Data: May I ask a personal favour?