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If My Dog Could Talk

Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......
7 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 90,532 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

9 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 43,938 notes

bloodcaste:

bloodcaste:

i have zero patience for these things:

  • slow internet
  • 14 year olds who think theyre edgy bc they smoke weed on weekends
  • bronies
  • screaming babies

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AW SHIT SON

9 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 175,040 notes

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

9 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 132,560 notes

thepacificrimjob:

ztacey:

debrides:

funeralsauce:

“I dropped the television remote, and when I went to check under the bed I found her. It was like something out of a scary movie,” said Aaron Silver, the man staying in the room.

… “I clean that room every day. I noticed a smell several times, and told my manager,” said Anita Rodriguez, a housekeeper at the motel. “He told me to just use extra Febreeze in the room and it would go away eventually. I always hated cleaning that room.” …
“Funny thing is, the records also show literally almost 1,000 complaints from people who stayed in the room over the years. Everything from a bad smell to an ‘eerie feeling.’ Several people even asked to switch rooms in the middle of the night,” said Goldsmith. “The motel really should have checked out that room a little more closely.”

How the fuck

"It’s not in the policy to check under beds during cleaning" YOOOOOOOOO HOW

what the fuck no this is that stupid chain mail all over again 

goddamn

9 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 409 notes

bi-privilege:

bubblegum-tremens:

bi-privilege:

the universe did not converge in the series of improbable events that ended in your existence on this flying rock in the middle of space so that you could discredit the identity of teenage bisexual girls

This statement would be perfect if it didn’t discredit the identity of every other being on this flying rock.

this just in: i can in fact encourage people to support bi teenage girls, who experience some of the lowest levels of social support from their friends and family and some of the highest prevalence rates of mood and anxiety disorders and suicidality without discrediting everyone else’s identity, similar to how i can say ‘save the whales’ and not mean ‘and let everything else die.’

9 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 24,293 notes

supernaturalwanderlust:

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9 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 17,675 notes
You're cute

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stability:

9 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 1,146 notes

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

9 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 67,682 notes

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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9 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 121,732 notes

msrmoony:

lokibubbles:

The best part is, the actors have confirmed that the script for Prince Caspian was written with the actors’ personalities and speech patterns in mind. In the Cast Commentary, they actually mention how this specific bit of dialogue is exactly something the actor, Skandar Keynes, would say. 

A moment of silence to appreciate the silver tongue of Skandar Keynes.

9 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 50,131 notes

Data: May I ask a personal favour?
Worf: Yes.

9 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 1,851 notes
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